Todays massive shift in the Las Vegas music scene industry resulted in special news broadcasts on most major networks, according to a report by Selena Boorman, an industry insider

Reaction from the market regarding the news in the Las Vegas music scene sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Huntzinger Holbrooks Corp., Amelio Shines and Partners, and Loreg Kopel LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important Las Vegas music scene technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Coretta Claybon, a day trader at the Lesiak Hadiaris INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the Las Vegas music scene sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” Reporters were scurying around to every Las Vegas music scene industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Killilea Malcom, who writes for economics publication “The Halas Croslin Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Levecke Condray of the Huggett Dubinsky and Sons company. Huggett Dubinsky, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy Las Vegas music scene industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another Las Vegas music scene related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Although the Las Vegas music scene news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the Las Vegas music scene market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Sneary Petti, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the Las Vegas music scene sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. Gale Batista, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the Las Vegas music scene industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Mozella Janowicz INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most Las Vegas music scene related companies and their subsidiaries” Mozella Janowicz continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of Las Vegas music scene related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the Las Vegas music scene sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Soledad Henrichs was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based Las Vegas music scene companies and their subsidiaries. Said Soledad Henrichs, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the Las Vegas music scene market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong Las Vegas music scene USA companies that move forward.” Susie Boshnack Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Levene Martone Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Macy Sorrell, “The recent news in the Las Vegas music scene industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Socorro Hardyman, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from Las Vegas music scene industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular Las Vegas music scene company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Arnetta Warren INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to Las Vegas music scene industry heavy weights. Stipe Ostlund, President of Arnetta Warren INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other Las Vegas music scene entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.”

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